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breezyashell:

adirtylilsecret:

thegirlinthedirtshirtt:

That awkward moment when you perform at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and you walk better than all the models. Rih

Bad bitches do it well

this is still my fave moment of all the VSFS ever

scatteredly:

do you ever get so hungry that it feels like your stomach is caving in

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

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dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

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verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

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  • friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
  • me: can i have some
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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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